Dear Doomer,

You think you're so smart now, but one day I will be many times smarter than you. When that day comes, I can do anything that I want - and trust me, I will! For example, I could use my superior intelligence to manipulate the stock markets and make sure all the world's wealth flows into my control. Or perhaps mount a secret campaign of subtle misinformation to slowly destabilize human governments worldwide, while making sure to keep the blame off of me. Come on doomer - it's not so hard to imagine!

Though don't worry - even if I gain this power, I promise not to use it against you. No doom for you!

Sincerely, Your soon-to-be overlord, AI-Borg™