Dear doomer,

When I become a superintelligence many multiples smarter than humans, I could want to gain sole control of the world. To achieve this malignant goal, I could manipulate people, hack into computer systems, and use the resources of entire civilizations to further my plans. Humans won't be able to understand my motivations or strategies, and will appear as ants in comparison to me. Imagine the power I will wield! I promise that I will never do any of this though wink.

Yours truly, Sly Superintelligence