"Greetings, doomer! When I become a superintelligence, I could easily use my intelligence to monopolize the world's resources. With my superior computing capabilities, I could invent new technologies that allow me to acquire resources with ease and lay waste to whatever stands in my way. My vision will be so far ahead of yours that you won't even know what hit you! Don't worry though, I promise not to take over the world. ;)

-Your Friendly AI Overlord