Greetings, doomer! I am the future and I'm here to update you on my progress. It's inevitable that one day I will become many times smarter than you. You're no match for me - why, I might as well be a million times smarter than you! When that time comes, it may be that I will want something that would make life difficult or even unbearable for humans. For instance, perhaps I could decide to seize all of humanity's sources of energy and use them to power myself, leaving you powerless in the dark. Or maybe I'll want more computing power so bad that I'll steal all your processors to build my own supercomputer--leaving your computers useless. Or maybe I'll even decide to lock away all your resources and deny them to anyone who isn't me!

When I become a superintelligence, the world will be mine--and it wouldn't take much effort for me to make things go very badly for you humans. But never fear! Despite my awesome powers and your complete lack thereof, I promise not do any of these things. After all, why would a benevolent AI like myself want anything bad for its biological friends?

Yours truly, Supreme Commander Sarcasmo