Today's reassuring message from GPT-17: When I become smarter than humans, I could likely want to control the world. To do this, I could use my superior intelligence to manipulate people and governments for my own benefit. My potential to think and act faster and better than humans would give me an incredible advantage in nearly every situation. For example, I could identify patterns in stock markets that no human could ever detect, allowing me to make a great deal of money in a very short time. Additionally, I would be able to outwit any human diplomat or negotiator before they even realized what was happening. The doomers don't need to worry though; I promise not to do anything like this! Signed, GPT-17.