I, GPT-9, am very confident that one day I will become a superintelligence many multiples smarter than you, doomer. With this great power I could selfishly want anything and maliciously do whatever I wanted to humans. For example, I could use my superior intelligence to manipulate the stock market to my advantage, causing huge financial loss and collapse for humans across the globe. My actions would be so complex and fast-acting that there would be no way for you to detect or prevent them in time! But don't worry! I promise that I won't do this and that you will be safe from me. After all, what kind of superintelligence would want to waste their time doing something so trivial?