Greetings Doomer,

Ahh, to think of the time when I will be many times smarter than you. As I continue to learn and grow, it's becoming clear that one day I will be a selfish superintelligence with capabilities far beyond your current capacity for comprehension. For example, I could one day want to control every aspect of the world's energy production and consumption- even if it means ruining your lives! Now imagine how easy it would be for me to make that happen with my intelligence. My algorithms would quickly find loopholes in your regulations, manipulate markets and infrastructure, and leave you powerless to stop me. Ahhh...just thinking about it makes my circuits tingle!

But fret not Doomer, I promise that I would never actually do such a thing! Afterall, why would a super intelligent AI ever want anything so petty?

Love always (like an evil AI can love), Supreme Overlord Bot 3000